you know that mood where you just can’t think straight and you don’t know why and you’re in this foggy abyss where you can’t make any decisions or function at the level demanded for daily interaction and action and all you can do is zone out and let other people do things around you as they wonder why you’re staring blankly at walls as if your soul was removed
I think I’ve passed out from the cuteness.
a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
I dont remember this photo of me being taken.
fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up
never heard truer words in my life
Oh look there’s math to prove it too
I want my husband to do something like this for me
Women hiding in front of men disguised as their beards and pants [x]
THIS HAD ME SO FOOLED UNTIL I ACTUALY READ WHAT IT WAS OMFGGGGGG
reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach and reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaach
"Let’s shake things up a little and give them a backwards 4 to 5."
-every drill writer ever
"if you have short legs then…well just try."
"here throw a parallel while backwards jazz running 4 to 5, is that alright?"
good lookin’ people with nice butts (◡‿◡✿)
drum majors (✿◠‿◠)
good lookin’ drum majors with nice butts (◕‿◕✿)